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To all of us at Spicy Horse to all of you in the great big world, may your holidays be marked with delight, enjoyment, and more than your fair share of all good things.

As a special little treat, here are a few freshly filked holiday songs for you to entertain your loved ones:

You better watch out, you better not cry,
You’d better not pout, I’m telling you why,
Krampus will snatch you up by your hair and carry you away in his moldy sack to cook as his solstice meal for being a whiny little brat.

Hmmm… that didn’t rhyme as much as I wanted it to… How about this one?

Away in the ocean, a reef for his bed,
The little Lord Cthulhu lay down his great head.
The stars in the sky look down where he lay,
The little Lord Cthulhu, asleep in R’lyeh.

One more?  Okay.

Deck the halls with strings of entrails,
Fa la la la, la la la la
Tis the season for the hobnails,
Fa la la la, la la la la
Don we now the bloody foe-skins,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la,
Game is over, feed more tokens!
Fa la la la la, la la, la la.

There.  If that doesn’t get the relatives looking at you funny, nothing will.

Merry Hanuchristmakwanikrampiyule!