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Offline Left Handed Bishop

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Reasons to have children.
« on: March 18, 2012, 06:33:39 PM »
person 1: All my friends were having them and I wanted to fit in.

person 2: That's what we're supposed to do when they're grown up, isn't it?

person 3: It was part of the deal.

Offline Left Handed Bishop

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Re: Reasons to have children.
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2012, 06:34:18 PM »
I want a pet that looks like a tiny me.

Offline Left Handed Bishop

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Re: Reasons to have children.
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2012, 10:37:04 AM »
I want to reenact my favorite scene from the Hobbit.

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Re: Reasons to have children.
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2012, 05:44:30 AM »
planning to shave my head and do a scene from Austin powers.
Then wear gold body paint and do a scene from star wars.

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Re: Reasons to have children.
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2012, 08:22:36 PM »
I wanted to try the dead baby jokes in slapstick format.

Offline Left Handed Bishop

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Re: Reasons to have children.
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2012, 07:45:36 AM »
Everybody collects something.

Offline NJ

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Re: Reasons to have children.
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2012, 06:29:25 AM »
There's something odd going on in here.

Offline Left Handed Bishop

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Re: Reasons to have children.
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2012, 07:52:19 AM »
^ would that be...You're not playing by the rules?

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Re: Reasons to have children.
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2012, 08:37:14 AM »
Target practice.
I will sarcasm all over everything you love.

RIP forum.

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Re: Reasons to have children.
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2012, 08:44:01 AM »
That's quite the doubleposting.

Anyways, succession in the gene pool.

Also for my very own military.

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Re: Reasons to have children.
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2012, 01:44:21 AM »
Children will love you on your worst day, and…
they think you’re beautiful, even on bad hair days,
or when you’re not wearing makeup. . . . .  :crazy: :X
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Re: Reasons to have children.
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2012, 08:36:06 AM »
To wake me up when the zetas fill the skies.

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Re: Reasons to have children.
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2012, 11:00:54 PM »
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Re: Reasons to have children.
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2012, 04:07:21 PM »
never. that's not happening! but I'd like to have some sort of relief from the evil within...