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« on: March 18, 2012, 07:33:39 PM »

person 1: All my friends were having them and I wanted to fit in.

person 2: That's what we're supposed to do when they're grown up, isn't it?

person 3: It was part of the deal.
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« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2012, 07:34:18 PM »

I want a pet that looks like a tiny me.
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« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2012, 11:37:04 AM »

I want to reenact my favorite scene from the Hobbit.
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« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2012, 06:44:30 AM »

planning to shave my head and do a scene from Austin powers.
Then wear gold body paint and do a scene from star wars.
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« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2012, 09:22:36 PM »

I wanted to try the dead baby jokes in slapstick format.
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« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2012, 08:45:36 AM »

Everybody collects something.
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« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2012, 07:29:25 AM »

There's something odd going on in here.
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« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2012, 08:52:19 AM »

^ would that be...You're not playing by the rules?

farming organs for the black market.
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« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2012, 09:37:14 AM »

Target practice.
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« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2012, 09:44:01 AM »

That's quite the doubleposting.

Anyways, succession in the gene pool.

Also for my very own military.
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« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2012, 02:44:21 AM »

Children will love you on your worst day, and…
they think you’re beautiful, even on bad hair days,
or when you’re not wearing makeup. . . . .  :crazy: :X
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« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2012, 09:36:06 AM »

To wake me up when the zetas fill the skies.
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« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2012, 12:00:54 AM »

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« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2012, 04:07:21 PM »

never. that's not happening! but I'd like to have some sort of relief from the evil within...
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