While politicians like Sen. Clinton attack entertainment, mostly video games, for causing all of society’s ills it seems we’re allowing other, more insidious evils to run rampant throughout the world. It is my belief that these things are destroying the moral fabric of our world and must be banned from existence if we expect to live long enough to eventually die of natural causes.
Case in point: Woman Attacks Dog Breeder With Chihuahua
A woman angry that her new puppy had died pushed her way into a dog breeder’s home and repeatedly hit her on the head with the dead Chihuahua, authorities said.
Here’s a clear case of a dead chihuahua causing crime and violence. Not even in GTA3 do developers stoop so low as to allow the player to beat other characters with a dead dog.
Ban: Dead Chihuahuas.