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Dear Insane Children,  Merry Christmas! Which, when you think about it, as an incredibly morbid thing to go around saying to one another. Why? Well, according to the Internets:  The word “Mass” is strictly a Catholic word and thus, so is “Christ-Mass.” “Mass” in religious usage means a “death sacrifice.” In essence, the Mass is…

Dear Insane Children, Font Lord here with… well… whatever this is   😀 As you can see, we have received the V1.0 prototype of the Hysteria Rabbit from the factory, and let’s just say that it needs a little work. If we compare it to the original design, we can clearly see that it’s missing stitching,…

Dear Insane Children,  You may have noticed that it’s been a bit quiet around the Asylum these days…  That’s because I’ve barely had two minutes to rub together. Yan’s mom had to rush back to her hometown in Shengzhou to be with her ailing mother. That’s Yan’s Grandmother on her mother’s side. Lucky’s Great-Grandma has…

Dear Insane Children,  Did you miss the live stream over on Twitch today?  No worries… we uploaded it over on YouTube:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCZDV-7AaUw  Yay! From Shanghai with Tentacles,  -American

Dear Insane Children,  Font Lord here AGAIN. Just wanted to run this past you.We’re thinking we want to change the $75 tier next year.Starting from February (we think) we will be replacing the Chaos Necklace in the $75 tier to a Hysteria Rabbit plushie. What do you think?  Good idea? Bad Idea? So to be…

Dear Insane Children,  I’m joining @patreon‘s “The Lab – Community Connections” to discuss how we make Patreon work for our projects. Joined by @JoshBusuito @AdventureBeard Starting at 3PM PST https://event.on24.com/wcc/r/2880414/AF996F80954726B88086328878A1EA63 -American

Dear Insane Children,  Alex sent the “final” version of the Decision Coin to me this morning…  Looking awesome! We’re sending this to the workshop for a sample. Should have something to share with you in a week or two.  Once we have the first sample we can do another round of Crowd Design for any…

Dear Insane Children,  Font Lord here with a teeny tiny bit of info about the current crop of prints and what it means for you   🙂 At the very top of this post, you can see “Londerland” by Omri Koresh.A very popular image that was requested by many of you to be one of our…

Dear Insane Children,  Alex is an artist of many talents – for example, he’s a wizard with AI design layouts, a meticulous project manager, and an expert on the fine details of commercial printing. Each of these things requires attention to detail at a very high level – and the features of his detail-oriented brain…

Dear Insane Children,  Yan and Jen continue their work on the next Plushie Dreadful toy: Scruffy Bumps And the workshop just delivered a prototype based on the last round of feedback: Yan got the idea to include a Mini Bumps with the initial orders of the regular-size toy… so, meet Mini Bumps! Let Yan and…