Dear Insane Children, 

Well… I knew this day would come. We kept pushing and prodding and demanding unnatural things. 

“Remove his eye!” “Give him bigger stitches!” “He’s too FAT!” 

And… well, you can only push a cute little rabbit so far. 

I give you… Satan’s Rabbit! 

I am laughing and scared at the same time. We’re going to need a Holy Hand Grenade!

Anyway, it’s late here but I could not resist sharing this ASAP. There’s actually another prototype shared by a different factory but I’ll save that for tomorrow. This is… hare-owing enough. 

Comments below, please! 

From Shanghai with Grrrr, 

-American