Heading back to the US for the first time in over a year. I can tell because they confiscated my shaving cream at Narita before my connecting flight to Los Angeles. You know – because I might try to hi-jack the plane by … shaving everyone. WTF. I can’t help but think, if you take away everyone’s shaving cream, you won’t be able to distinguish the terrorists by their trademarked Jihad-a-Beards.
Alright, Pokemon just informed me that my connecting flight is ready to board. Land of Freedom, here I come!