Category Archives: Asides

The World of Warcraft China Saga (pt. 2)

Greg Pilarowski has written another informative piece on the latest turn in the Blizzard “World of Warcraft” in China saga. From the article:

Activision Blizzard’s (Nasdaq: ATVI) great adventure in Chinese bureaucracy appeared to have drawn to a peaceful close in late September with the commercial relaunch of World of Warcraft. On November 2, 2009, however, China’s General Administration of Press and Publication (GAPP) declared that the relaunch was illegal and demanded a halt to the commercial operation of the game.

You can read the rest by heading over to The Escapist.

Foreign Games in China

Great article over on the Escapist by Greg Pilarowski covering the topic of foreign game companies trying to do business in China. Greg focuses his attention on the recent Blizzard/WoW fiasco and provides some insight into the tangled mess that is Chinese law. Read it here. Greg is Spicy Horse’s (excellent) legal counsel in Shanghai – you can see more about his practice here.

Formula for Success

Someone recently forwarded me a study which illustrates so-called “consumer preferences” for game genres. Data was generated by asking consumers what existing genres they prefer to play – with expected results. What’s interesting to me is that many of the genre choices could only have appeared on the selection list in recent years: extreme sports, music games (aka Rock Band), and brain training – to name a few.

As such, this list can only really predict what consumers want based on what they already know. And if publishers only take bets on (fund) ideas that fit these existing categories, then innovation is automatically stifled. Still, if the list indicates what publishers consider to be safe bets, then one should be able to use it to generate an idea no publisher could pass on. Hence this idea, which combines elements of the “top 10” genre categories:

A snowboarding galaxy marine styled after Shelock Holmes does a triple reverse 720, inadvertently creating a space-time portal to a mysterious alter-universe of dragons and wizards. There he uncovers Sith Lords converting local peasants into zombie supermen – brain hungry kill-machines who, unlike their normal cousins, are impossible to destroy. With only his wits and his trusty Swiss Army sword-snowboard-chainsaw-machinegun standing between him and destruction of the entire universe, can Carver McSleigh save the day? Find out when you play “Meet Carver”.

I’m expecting a full-blown publisher feeding frenzy. If you’re interested in funding this please contact me directly.

Pity the “Other” Wonderland

Saw mention of another Alice game going into production – here’s a link to the story at “Wii Land

The article opines:

“At first we were very excited to learn about an upcoming video game adaptation of Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland film. But then, our hearts quickly sank when we realized that the game will have nothing in common with American McGee’s amazing and gothic Alice PC game.”

Hey Wii Land people – don’t be sad. Have you not heard the good news? We’re making another “amazing and gothic” Alice game! Sadly, it won’t come to Wii. Unless someone wants to get us a WiiHD with a compatible version of UE3… hint, hint.

Why is this stuff even debated?

Report: Domestic surveillance program relied on flawed analysis

It used to be that a semi-literate high school kid could tell you certain “inalienable rights” enjoyed by Americans included privacy alongside things like freedom of speech and right to a speedy and fair trial (both also dead). This kid might even know that “inalienable” means “incapable of being surrendered or transferred” – but at the least he’d know these were things we were promised as a function of our national identity. Why then does CNN report on the destruction of privacy as, “The highly controversial no-warrant surveillance program”??? Shouldn’t “highly controversial” be simply stated as illegal? Why the euphemisms? What a sad joke.

It’s no wonder that a high school kid today would know nothing of his rights as an American.

Jerks. The kid too.