Blog Posts

  • Tick-Tock

    Dear Insane Children,  First up, Alex sends along an evolution of his “Scraper” concept of which he says…  Just sending this your way, it’s another pass on the Scraper enemy concept, which has evolved into “Tick Tock”. It could be a “Wonderland” version of the same enemy, more designed to appear alongside other enemies in…


  • Spreading Chaos Around the World

    Dear Insane Children,  First off, Chaos Coins are arriving with Patrons around the world. I know we told you to wait until the 15th before asking for a tracking link but it appears you really could wait a few more days. Literally every person who wrote to say they’d like a tracking link (now that…


  • Fear Illuminates Your Path

    Dear Insane Children, (Livestream tomorrow – scroll down for details) Yesterday I wrote a blurb on Instagram regarding Kintsugi, the Japanese art of repairing broken pottery to incorporate breakage and repair as part of the history of an object. This topic sprang to mind as I reviewed the latest batch of enemy illustrations from Joey.…


  • Halloween 2018 Special Offer

    Dear Spooky Children,  Font Lord called me this morning and said, “Oye, gov! It’s been a year since we started this bloody Patreon, so perhaps we should offer Ye Olde One Year Special!” To which I replied, “Avast me timbers! Aye, matey!”  We continued speaking Ye Olde and Pirate Talk until we got all confused…


  • You Don’t Know Your Own Mind!

    Dear Insane Children,  I hope everyone is enjoying a wonderful Golden Week even if you aren’t in China or Japan where these holidays a major thing. It’s estimated that somewhere around 500 million people in China will travel during this period of time and it marks one of the largest mass movements of humans at…


  • Chaos Necklaces

    Hi there Martin here with a quick FAQ about the Patreon Chaos Necklaces for those of you who are new at $75 and above.We’ve had a few people asking questions about this so here they are. 1) How do I choose my necklace size?After about a week or so into the new month and most…


  • The Fractured Self

    Dear Insane Children,  While I’m doing boat work in paradise our efforts on Asylum continue. This morning I had an exchange with both Omri and Joey regarding what might become the 2nd most important character in Asylum, Shadow Alice.  Omri wrote to me with the image (above) of Lizzie as one of Alice’s primary (or…


  • IMPORTANT – Chaos Coin – Mailing Update

    Dear Insane Children,  UPDATE: 9 OUT OF 10 of you who’ve written to say your name isn’t on the list… Your name IS on the list. Please, don’t just “scroll search” on your mobile phone. Wait until you can view the list from a desktop/laptop PC and a web browser (ideally, Chrome). Then hit CTRL-F…


  • Physical Things – Patches and Boxes

    Dear Insane Children, Just posting these up here quickly… And… The first image is Patch Set #2 – with the new A4 size background card from Alex. That’s the actual card size and the sample patches. We’re going to replace the Lulu patch with a Mercury Symbol Patch – Lulu will be reserved as a…


  • Oedipal Centimom Nope

    Dear Insane Children,  “Kill it. Kill it with fire!” Well, we tried that and this is the result – at least inside Alice’s mind. Family and home destroyed in a fire. Alice tortured mercilessly by recurring nightmare fragments of their dying screams. Manifest in Wonderland as insect-like automatons which serve to mechanically probe Alice’s psychic…


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