Blog Posts

  • The Rabbit Factory

    Dear Insane Children,  If you’ve never read it, I suggest you check out “The Wasp Factory” by Iain Banks. It’s a dark little book with an unexpected twist. Not for the faint of heart though as it contains gratuitous violence against all manner of beast and man. Still, as psychological horror goes, it’s … well,…


  • Chaos Coin Survey Monkey Q&A

    Hi Everyone Martin here with a little FAQ about the Coin survey we sent out yesterday.Just a couple of questions and clarifications. 1) Where’s my Survey?Well, have you checked your inbox? Also try having a look in your spam folder before messaging us.  Also make sure you’re actually in the Chaos Coin gang before asking…


  • How to Contact Us (again)

    Dear Insane Children,  Just a quick reminder, especially important as 2000+ of you scramble to figure out Chaos Coin Stuff, that there’s exactly ONE place you want to send us messages regarding your Patreon rewards, account, and other important issues: The Messages Interface on Patreon!  Via web it looks like that “pencil writing on paper”…


  • Your Own Worst Enemy

     Dear Insane Children,  Hope everyone had a pleasant weekend. I finally managed to clear the social and work calendar enough that actual *free time* was had and enjoyed. Not that I don’t enjoy making BBQ ribs for friends on the weekend but three weekends in a row and it starts to feel a bit like…


  • Is this Rabb-it or Not-it?

    Dear Insane Children, Omri has been back and forth with me, Joey, Martin, and Matt (AKA the Rabbit Design Council) and working towards the final design for the White Rabbit Collectable plush toy. We believe the image above is The Rabbit we’re looking for. But what say you? Give us your feedback in the comments…


  • Nightmares and Livescreams

    Dear Insane Children,  Quick reminder we’re starting a YouTube Livestream at 9AM Hong Kong Time (September 13th, 2018). (That’s about 50 minutes from when I’m posting this). You can join us by hitting THIS LINK.  I’ll be playing Little Nightmares while Font Lord reads your suggestions, questions, and super chats. Plus we have new art…


  • Follow the Little White Rabbit

    Dear Insane Children,  Want your very own “White Rabbit Plush + Rutledge Asylum Property Bag” collector set? THIS PROMOTION IS OVER IF YOU MISSED IT – DON’T CRY – YOU CAN STILL GET A RABBIT PLUSH SET JUST VISIT THIS LINK:  The Mysterious Store   ****  ****   ****  ****   ****  ****   ****  ****   ****  ****   ****…


  • Boss Fight!

    Dear Insane Children,  I’ve got an idea for a new boss in Alice: Asylum… “Million Poster Tubes” – he might be a distant cousin to Rick & Morty’s “Million Ants” but that doesn’t make him any less formidable. That’s the thing about growing an awesome Patreon community and running a super successful campaign around the…


  • Power-ups, Power-ups, Everywhere…

    Dear Insane Children, …and not an enemy to kill! It’s my sincere hope that Asylum will feature sections (sections, mind you, not the entire game) where Alice (Dressed in Rage) becomes a sort of two-legged lawnmower in vast fields of her enemies. Seeing a 13-year-old girl vent her frustration and rage in the vivid sanctuary…


  • Chase Your Rabbits

    Dear Insane Children,  Persistence is key. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Failure is only the opportunity to begin again. Mistakes are proof that you are trying. And on and on… Chase your white rabbit. But as the old Confucian saying goes, “If you chase both rabbits, you catch neither.” (TED talk…


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